{me} in a nutshell

tranformer...more than meets the eye

i've been talking about it...discussing it...waiting anxiously for this day to arrive. dreaming about it even! of what do i speak?

shrimp man's first ever in the history of his life haircut. yes, i finally took him to baker's barber shop yesterday. woomp there it is. i did it. i finally did it. and i am a little relieved and happy and ahhh..so much more. this is big i tell ya.

as y'all remember, the little bugger was born with a ton of hair. and not just on his head either. i swear to god, of all kids born in these good ol' united states, mine is the only one that sports a mustache. how's that for a genetically cruel joke? yeah,i know...a totally fierce hot mess. so i've set up a benefit fund with all the proceeds going to depilatory and shaving products for my little shrimp-o baby. no way? no really...dude i am not kidding. let me heal your disbelief with this picture.

so there you have it. visual proof of his hairyness. fierce totally.

the hump day news

woah...it's already the middle of the week...yeah! got a few plans for today so i thought i'd come by and drop a few lines before i get too busy.

well i'm taking the little one to watch his first movie ever in a few minutes. horton hears a who? no...i already watched that one with the big one. we're taking in under the same moon at the premiere cinema here in temple. matinee baby...and yes, we are taking our own snacks and drinks. no joke.

then we're off to drop of some of my ohey-goey chocolate cookies for the little one's godparents, the tuttles. after that i'm supposed to pick up an application for a job...i'll explain later.

eventually we'll make our way back home by the time the big one gets home. then we'll keep busy until american idol starts. they're kicking someone off today...my favorite part. who here keeps up with american idol? ok, so who do you think is going home? here are my two choices....

so first off we have hippie brooke here who screwed up royally last night and is most likely to end up at a nordstrom piano bar. not too bad...i hear they have good benefits and a discount for employees.

the other choice would be this guy....

dude...open your eyes..look at yourself...your hair is a trany mess. a hot mess. and you really need to go back to aggieland anyways cuz you're most likely to be singing at six flags dressed up as daffy. on the upside...you can get family and friends passes to the theme park, ok.

trace, oh trace

ok. how many of y'all watched the celebrity apprentice this past season? well one of the contestants was trace adkins, whom i had never heard of until then. he came across as a great, down to earth, no b.s. kinda guy. by the end of the show i really wanted him to win. he didn't.

so on the final showdown of the apprentice he actually performed one of his songs. i thought it was a good song so i looked him up on itunes to see what else i might like.

so i'm looking at his most popular songs and what should i find, but this song...well, i'll just let you guys check it out for youselves.

honky tonk badonkadonk - trace adkins

i really never thought i'd see the day....but there you have it....a bootie called a honky tonk badonkadonk. creative to say the least. go trace get your song on!!

this time i'm REAlly back y'all

no, i swear this time it's for reals. as opposed to the last few times i've made the same claim...rAAight. so let's get past this i say and on to the new phase of this blog, ok?

so what have i been up to? well staying home with the shrimp man and mostly just surviving. the little thing sure is growing and he's also not sleeping as much as he usto...darnit. which only means more hands-on work for me - yipidee-doo..uhu.

i'm kidding. totally kidding. i swear i love that little shrimp man so much and if it weren't for him i'd still be stuck at the suck-o job i had. remember? the one were i played social worker at the den of demoCRAPS. boy was i out of my element there!

so anyways, now i'm a lady of leisure...rAAAight. as any stay-at-home mom will tell you, my days are so full. and that's a good thing...mostly. especially since the babydaddy is working from his home office now so that means i have to look productive throughout the day.....or else.

the good thing is that the monkey man goes to school all day and doesn't get back until like 3 pm, so i get a chance to get some housework done during that time. speaking of monkey man, he's gotten big too. like REALLY big. he weighs 104 pounds. have i mentioned that he's six. yeah, not cool at all. i took him into jenny craig but they turned him away...on account that he's only six....rAAAight. no, not really. but he is taking a new medication to curb his appetite. and no, i did not get it from mexico or online, okAy! i'm happy to report that so far, so good. he's actually lost like 2 pounds. sadly, i found them.

here he is hanging out with the babydaddy. WARNING...this picture contains guys in their underwear....haha.

he's big, huh? told you so.

i'm currently working on updating all my pictures so i can post them online. so keep coming back as who nows what else i will post...rAAAight.